Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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(904): View more from Florida

i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents

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(937): View more from Ohio

dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

(803): View more from South Carolina

dude its may

(843): View more from South Carolina

Work with me here, man.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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(850): View more from Florida

I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea

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(61): View more from Australia

I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him

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(551): View more from New Jersey

you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions

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