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(646): View more from New York

Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!

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(646): Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it! http://tfl.nu/tttx

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(714): View more from California

I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.

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(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality. http://tfl.nu/yabq

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.

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(202): I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar. http://tfl.nu/npd2

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(480): View more from Arizona

I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.

(661): View more from California

Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.

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(480): I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED. (661): Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand. http://tfl.nu/omij

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(858): View more from California

i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him

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(858): i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him http://tfl.nu/fwf2

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(912): View more from Georgia

you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.

(919): View more from North Carolina

That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.

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(912): you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet. (919): That explains the puddle of pee in my closet. http://tfl.nu/tfvg

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(343): View more from Ontario

His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted

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(343): His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted http://tfl.nu/gnt2

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(708): View more from Illinois

Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?

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(708): Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason? http://tfl.nu/eo4z

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.

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(506): yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her. http://tfl.nu/588d

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(317): View more from Indiana

The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.

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(317): The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often. http://tfl.nu/fdr3

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(845): View more from New York

The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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(845): The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction. http://tfl.nu/75bn

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(520): View more from Arizona

They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.

(520): View more from Arizona

Judging by this purple one they got to second base.

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(520): They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up. (520): Judging by this purple one they got to second base. http://tfl.nu/efot

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.

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(208): I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko. http://tfl.nu/cj6v

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(740): View more from Ohio

I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.

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(740): I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck. http://tfl.nu/g6o5

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.

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(423): I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free. http://tfl.nu/3xxx

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