You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
farters have to be the big spoon...
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low