You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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