Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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