Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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