Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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