Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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