Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
did you just send me my own nude
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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