between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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