how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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