Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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