ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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