I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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