I'm so fucking centered right now
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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