fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I have post one night stand depression
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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