She's JV to your varsity
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you will always have a special place in my vag
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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