so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
