Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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