we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
false alarm. still invincible.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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