Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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