Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Text me some of your sweat
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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