At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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