I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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