I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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