All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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