never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
COCAINE IS GR8
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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