my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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