So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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