my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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