I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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