oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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