Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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