I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
