this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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