spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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