do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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