If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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