It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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