Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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