Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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