Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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