If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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