Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Alive.
So much puke
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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