No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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