Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize