U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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