So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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