everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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