she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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