I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this beer tastes like vomit already
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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