I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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