So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Randomize
