ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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