what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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