my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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