and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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