windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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