How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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