He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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