i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
